I’d like to tell you that I have, but it isn’t true. My friend Malfunction54 lives nearby. I know where he lives. I know how to get there. Many years ago, he told me about the Rickrolling toilet in person, yet I have never actually seen this infamous toilet!

What on earth is a Rickrolling toilet? It is an amazing upgrade for a game at a church’s Fun Fair.

The original game involved throwing a roll of toilet paper through a hanging toilet seat. Malfunction54 wanted to improve on this idea, and I think he did a fantastic job.

He used a real toilet that he acquired from Freecycle. Don’t worry. He claims to have sanitized the toilet. I hope he’s telling the truth!

When you manage to sink a roll of toilet paper in the bowl, the Rickrolling toilet’s Raspberry Pi will play a flushing sound. Sometimes, though, the toilet will decide to play Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.

Malfunction54 says that I am not allowed to poop in the Rickrolling toilet under any circumstances.